nani
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| Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:37 am SITUATIONS HALLMARK DOESN'T COVER: |
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SITUATIONS HALLMARK DOESN'T COVER:
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>> 1. I always wanted
>> To have someone to hold,
>> Someone to love
>> After meeting you ...
>> (inside card)
>> I changed my mind.
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>> 2. I must admit, You brought
>> religion into my life ...
>> (inside card)
>> I never believed in Hell
>> Until I met you.
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>> 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
>> (inside card)
>> That you're not here
>> To ruin it for me.
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>> 4. Congratulations on your promotion.
>> Before you go ...
>> (inside card)
>> Will you take the knife from my back?
>> You'll probably need it again.
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>> 5. Someday I hope to marry ...
>> (inside card)
>> Someone other than you.
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>> 6. Happy birthday!
>> You look great for your age ...
>> (inside card)
>> Almost lifelike!
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>> 7. When we were together,
>> You said you'd die for me.. .
>> (inside card)
>> Now we've broken up,
>> I think it's time
>> To keep your promise.
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>> 8. We've been friends for a very long time ...
>> (inside card)
>> What do you say we stop?
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>> 9. I'm so miserable without you ...
>> (inside card)
>> It's almost like you're still here.
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>> 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
>> (inside card)
>> Did you ever find out who the father was?
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>> 11. You are such a good friend
>> If we were on a sinking ship
>> And there was only one life jacket ...
>> (inside card)
>> I'd miss you terribly
>> And think of you often.
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>> 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
>> birthday. . . .
>> (inside card)
>> So we're having you put to sleep.
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>> 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>> (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and West Virginia).
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>> 14. Looking back over the years
>> We've been together,
>> I can't help but wonder ...
>> (inside card)
>> What was I thinking?
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>> 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
>> (inside card)
>> Too bad no one likes your husband.
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>> 16. How could two people as beautiful as you ...
>> (inside card)
>> Have such an ugly baby? |
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